About
A photo of our founder Starchman
Our Founder
Starchman, was the original founder of the Milkbar back in 2021 with the goal of creating the best milk and cookies known to man. For years prior to opening The Milkbar, he had been attempting to prefect he recipe. It took many, countless hours, and lots of blood, sweat and tears. Eventually, however,
he found the signature recipe that is known and loved today. Starchman also invented the unique enviroment, with it's blend of casual and hype memes, that the Milkbar is known for. He credits this invention with frustrations of other general chatrooms in New Pork Slums being too up tight and not knowing how to take a joke.Unfortunately Starchman stepped down as leader earlier this year to pursue other endeavors. He is missed in the kitchen of The Milkbar. 7.
A photo of Fozzie and Balloon
Current Owners
Since Starchman has stepped down as leader of The Milkbar, both Fozzie and Balloon have stepped up to be the new co-owners. Fozzie, also known as Silk-Sliver in the New Pork Slums Community Center, first took up the reins as he was a
logical successor given that was long time friends with Starchman. However since then Fozzie has elected Balloon to help him lead The Milkbar. Balloon, being a more bissnuess oriented person, she was chosen to help Fozzie.Balloon is widely known for her first business, Texas Tower, known for it's successful string of chat rooms under Roxy's Sleepover. With Balloon taking care of the business aspect of the Milkbar, Fozzie could focus on working in the kitchen and improving the menu. In this short period of them running The Milkbar together, the have already made well liked improvements to the Milkbar. Fozzie created the now staple on the menu, Lemon Milk©, and Balloon created the popular ad campaign for the Chatroom, Off Topic Saturdays.